Yogwodrag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured unicorn.

Yogwodrag created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogwodrag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yogwodrag, she will have a low opinion of you.

Yogwodrag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yogwodrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near frogs while wearing turquoise jumpers.