Fobhabmithubrilwit is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring
pig.
Fobhabmithubrilwit created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fobhabmithubrilwit, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Fobhabmithubrilwit, he will turn you into a dog.
Fobhabmithubrilwit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Fobhabmithubrilwit's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Never write about special relativity.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Respect your elders.