Fobhabmithubrilwit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring pig.

Fobhabmithubrilwit created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobhabmithubrilwit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fobhabmithubrilwit, he will turn you into a dog.

Fobhabmithubrilwit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fobhabmithubrilwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Respect your elders.