Karsterstaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage beaver.

Karsterstaf created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Karsterstaf, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Karsterstaf, she will turn you into a goat.

Karsterstaf's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Karsterstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to frogs while wearing mauve hats.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Karsterstaf.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.