Nillcarmidhot is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, impressive
fly.
Nillcarmidhot created the Milkyway eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Nillcarmidhot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Nillcarmidhot, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Nillcarmidhot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Nillcarmidhot's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never paint your legs cyan.