Nillcarmidhot is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, impressive fly.

Nillcarmidhot created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nillcarmidhot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nillcarmidhot, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Nillcarmidhot's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nillcarmidhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never paint your legs cyan.