Quatvigtinmatmigquill is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful wyvern.

Quatvigtinmatmigquill created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatvigtinmatmigquill, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quatvigtinmatmigquill, it will turn you into a puffin.

Quatvigtinmatmigquill's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Quatvigtinmatmigquill's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about dark matter.

4. Never hop near manatees.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.