Bidnutwab Hunsompit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-confident manatee.

Bidnutwab Hunsompit created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidnutwab Hunsompit, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bidnutwab Hunsompit, he will turn you into a frog.

Bidnutwab Hunsompit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bidnutwab Hunsompit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Never mention pigs.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Do not listen to music.