Fligtagflantikcidfetmab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, awe-inspiring wolf.

Fligtagflantikcidfetmab created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Fligtagflantikcidfetmab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fligtagflantikcidfetmab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fligtagflantikcidfetmab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fligtagflantikcidfetmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.