Yogstragab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, effective human.

Yogstragab created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogstragab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yogstragab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Yogstragab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yogstragab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help moths.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Yogstragab on top of all buildings.