Yogstragab is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, effective
human.
Yogstragab created the cosmos four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yogstragab, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Yogstragab, he will destroy your favourite star.
Yogstragab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Yogstragab's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Always help moths.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Yogstragab on top of all buildings.