Listcinhas is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous butterfly.

Listcinhas created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Listcinhas, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Listcinhas, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Listcinhas' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Listcinhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the south.

4. Listcinhas loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

5. Hide if five geese approach from the west.