Satbimyat is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking crane.

Satbimyat created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satbimyat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Satbimyat, she will be very sad.

Satbimyat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Satbimyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Satbimyat loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.