Honjarnfethim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak sheep.

Honjarnfethim created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Honjarnfethim, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Honjarnfethim, he will destroy your favourite star.

Honjarnfethim's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Honjarnfethim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Honjarnfethim.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.