Fudhigham is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous wombat.

Fudhigham created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fudhigham, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fudhigham, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fudhigham's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fudhigham's Holy Commandments

1. Fudhigham loves otters, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about quantum gravity near dolphins while wearing brown scarves and balancing seven lead spheres on your back.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide from orange mice for they are unholy.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.