Disskapflis is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, slow dryad.

Disskapflis created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Disskapflis, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Disskapflis, she will turn you into a sheep.

Disskapflis' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Disskapflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn kilts.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Disskapflis loves pigs, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Do not listen to music.