Dannullgebsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident bee.

Dannullgebsaw created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Dannullgebsaw, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dannullgebsaw, it will laugh at you.

Dannullgebsaw's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dannullgebsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. You must love Dannullgebsaw.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.