Aflapsit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil gerbil.

Aflapsit created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Aflapsit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Aflapsit, she will think nothing of it.

Aflapsit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Aflapsit's Holy Commandments

1. Aflapsit loves great tits, so they must be respected.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.