Sitbopnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, emotional rhinoceros.

Sitbopnurt created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Sitbopnurt, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sitbopnurt, he will turn you into a hamster.

Sitbopnurt's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sitbopnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Sitbopnurt in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not take Sitbopnurt's name in vain.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.