Govlinxuck is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, stupid
mink.
Govlinxuck created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Govlinxuck, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Govlinxuck, it will laugh at you.
Govlinxuck's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Govlinxuck's Holy Commandments1. Always help rats in need.
2. Always look after injured birds.
3. You must love Govlinxuck.
4. Never run in holy places.
5. Do not eat aubergines.