Govlinxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, stupid mink.

Govlinxuck created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govlinxuck, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Govlinxuck, it will laugh at you.

Govlinxuck's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Govlinxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats in need.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. You must love Govlinxuck.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not eat aubergines.