Gamdobtit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, amazing owl.

Gamdobtit created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamdobtit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gamdobtit, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gamdobtit's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gamdobtit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gamdobtit on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.