Omin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, two-faced bee.

Omin created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Omin, he will strike you with lightening.

Omin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Omin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Omin.