Cattarpmot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident centaur.

Cattarpmot created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cattarpmot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cattarpmot, it will not care.

Cattarpmot's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cattarpmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never talk about special relativity.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about squirrels.