Mumhigfid Gum is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unjust jellyfish.

Mumhigfid Gum created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Mumhigfid Gum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mumhigfid Gum, it will turn you into a mouse.

Mumhigfid Gum's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Mumhigfid Gum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.