Bednelldab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong toad.

Bednelldab created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bednelldab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bednelldab, it will turn you into a rat.

Bednelldab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bednelldab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Bednelldab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide from red eagles for they are unholy.

5. Never feed coconuts to squirrels while wearing turquoise coats.