Paggilbad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, selfish whale.

Paggilbad created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paggilbad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Paggilbad, he will laugh at you.

Paggilbad's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Paggilbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.