Jinbunlist is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Jinbunlist created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinbunlist, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jinbunlist, he will come to you in dreams.

Jinbunlist's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jinbunlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back green.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Jinbunlist in the centre of the settlement.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.