Yatsterquill is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, able whale.

Yatsterquill created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatsterquill, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yatsterquill, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yatsterquill's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yatsterquill's Holy Commandments

1. Yatsterquill loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Always pray immersed in water.