Bissfubbid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humorless raven.

Bissfubbid created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Bissfubbid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bissfubbid, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bissfubbid's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bissfubbid's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Never think ill of sick whales.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.