Bemcudnib is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witty sheep.

Bemcudnib created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bemcudnib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bemcudnib, she will turn you into a mouse.

Bemcudnib's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bemcudnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Put Bemcudnib first in all things.

4. Worship no other gods but Bemcudnib.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.