Sogpopab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered swan.

Sogpopab created Mount Everest four years ago.

If you believe in Sogpopab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sogpopab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sogpopab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sogpopab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide from black moths for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always obey Sogpopab's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.