Ranyarlflow is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless fly.

Ranyarlflow created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranyarlflow, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ranyarlflow, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ranyarlflow's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Ranyarlflow's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ranyarlflow loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.