Xuckjinjen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sage hyena.

Xuckjinjen created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckjinjen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuckjinjen, it will boil you in a big pot.

Xuckjinjen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Xuckjinjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Xuckjinjen in the centre of the settlement.