Canvabsig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unselfish newt.

Canvabsig created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canvabsig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Canvabsig, she will not care.

Canvabsig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Canvabsig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect five carbon sculptures of Canvabsig on top of important buildings.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Canvabsig.