Rowhenjen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring fox.

Rowhenjen created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowhenjen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rowhenjen, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rowhenjen's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Rowhenjen's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Rowhenjen.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Hide if eight snakes approach from the east.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near seals while wearing mauve tights and balancing six silicon spheres on your arms.