Jenominnut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, strong shrew.

Jenominnut created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenominnut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jenominnut, she will turn you into a mole.

Jenominnut's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Jenominnut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Jenominnut on top of important buildings.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.