Vadtafcab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-knowing eagle.

Vadtafcab created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadtafcab, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vadtafcab, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vadtafcab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vadtafcab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vadtafcab.

2. Never sing near tortoises.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.