Wankarzig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective beaver.

Wankarzig created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wankarzig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wankarzig, she will cry a lot.

Wankarzig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Wankarzig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Wankarzig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never think about dark energy near great tits while wearing orange stockings and balancing six zinc spheres on your hands.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Wankarzig loves ants, so they must be respected.
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