Xinvoggess is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, vain centaur.

Xinvoggess created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinvoggess, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xinvoggess, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Xinvoggess' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Xinvoggess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Xinvoggess in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xinvoggess.