Gidnab Veen Vonkmegdib is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring unicorn.

Gidnab Veen Vonkmegdib created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gidnab Veen Vonkmegdib, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gidnab Veen Vonkmegdib, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gidnab Veen Vonkmegdib's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gidnab Veen Vonkmegdib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Gidnab Veen Vonkmegdib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.