Miggovmad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthinking raccoon.

Miggovmad created oxygen four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miggovmad, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Miggovmad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Miggovmad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Miggovmad's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Always help frogs.