Bamhognutt is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, almighty ant.

Bamhognutt created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Bamhognutt, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bamhognutt, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bamhognutt's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bamhognutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Never feed bananas to mice while wearing ear rings.

4. Put Bamhognutt first in all things.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.