Aftipbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, slow duck.

Aftipbep created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Aftipbep, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Aftipbep, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Aftipbep's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Aftipbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never paint your feet purple.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Fast once a month.