Rilltinlan is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, astonishing crab.

Rilltinlan created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilltinlan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rilltinlan, it will be very sad.

Rilltinlan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rilltinlan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.