Shavvenfarbem is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unselfish wyrm.

Shavvenfarbem created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavvenfarbem, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Shavvenfarbem, he will destroy your home solar system.

Shavvenfarbem's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Shavvenfarbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Shavvenfarbem.

4. Never feed cucumbers to shrews while wearing indigo dresses.

5. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.