Mumjinfig Nantafvol is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful narwhal.

Mumjinfig Nantafvol created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Mumjinfig Nantafvol, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mumjinfig Nantafvol, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mumjinfig Nantafvol's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Mumjinfig Nantafvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Mumjinfig Nantafvol must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never talk about fire.