Busvilfum is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, loving pig.

Busvilfum created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busvilfum, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Busvilfum, it will think nothing of it.

Busvilfum's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Busvilfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always obey Busvilfum's priests.

5. Never eat bark.