Pangdudfum is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving monkey.

Pangdudfum created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangdudfum, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pangdudfum, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pangdudfum's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pangdudfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Put Pangdudfum first in all things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pangdudfum.

4. Swans are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.