Pittikrot Yattpoplit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, almighty eagle.

Pittikrot Yattpoplit created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pittikrot Yattpoplit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pittikrot Yattpoplit, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pittikrot Yattpoplit's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pittikrot Yattpoplit's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about fire.