Sagpanrot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful parrot.

Sagpanrot created a Higgs boson eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagpanrot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sagpanrot, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Sagpanrot's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sagpanrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.