Tonvidyartfonbinkimdud is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonest goose.

Tonvidyartfonbinkimdud created light four years ago.

If you believe in Tonvidyartfonbinkimdud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tonvidyartfonbinkimdud, it will turn you into a goat.

Tonvidyartfonbinkimdud's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Tonvidyartfonbinkimdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tonvidyartfonbinkimdud on top of all buildings.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Never sit near moths.