Gensadmif is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair hydra.

Gensadmif created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gensadmif, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gensadmif, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gensadmif's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Gensadmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not shave your back.