Mabfatxem is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, all-powerful hamster.

Mabfatxem created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabfatxem, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabfatxem, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mabfatxem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mabfatxem's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about foxes.